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name: cryptoklotz-wallet
description: Wallet hunt for @cryptoklotz (doug funnie, KNOTS 400x caller, fomo 1k->100k challenge). Read before any doug / KNOTS / fomo-challenge question, and before building a doug alert bot.
sources: [cowork]
aliases: [doug funnie, cryptoklotz, doug, KNOTS caller]
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# @cryptoklotz wallet hunt, 11 Sep 2026

[stated] Ben pasted EllioTrades' post crediting DOUG FUNNIE with a KNOTS 400x and doug's profile, and asked: find doug's wallet, the sub-100k-mcap KNOTS buy is the tell, use his tweets and replies via the X API to be 100% sure.

## fomo side (confirmed from fomo API in Ben's logged-in tab)
- fomo user id 9e9abf29-fa2f-5af4-845b-417612ea4de8, profile address 2FZWheWt5r9zDSa7y8aB5A5iHT65NKMXVWrvnPYWN13h, Solana trade userAddress AScozN1i3Vatd6M3iem9bs941g9pUba11ra7Andsot98, EVM 0x5795f2390e9e4c1c2e4664a9271339cacca5b658 / canonical 0xf088bdf1080e7ac1618aaa5baf5c429412a5c454.
- KEY FINDING: fomo's Solana "wallet" AScozN1i… is a PDA (isOnCurve false, "account does not exist onchain", zero signatures, zero token accounts, solscan total $0). fomo Solana is custodial / omnibus ledger. A Solana address-watching bot CANNOT see fomo challenge trades. The only watch source is fomo's own API: GET https://prod-api.fomo.family/v2/users/{id}/swaps?limit=100 and /v2/users/{id}/activity?limit=100 (bearer = localStorage privy:token from fomo.family, header X-Supported-Chains: 1,56,143,4663,8453,1399811149). offset/page/cursor params are ignored (returns the same 100); hasNextPage flag only.
- fomo KNOTS clips: 5 Sep 18:11:25 $9.80 USDC -> 1,420,629 KNOTS (~$6.9k mcap), sold 710k/355k at 18:24-18:25, 6 Sep 02:03 $4.90, 02:07 $19.60, 02:40 $19.60 (DFLOW), 04:59 $99.05 (OKX). Total cost ~$155, holds ~3.9M KNOTS (~$160k at $40M mcap). First KNOTS tweet 6 Sep 02:39:42 UTC, CA posted 06:06.
- fomo ZCAT clips: 5 Sep 01:58:25 $99.05 -> 5,017 ZCAT; 5 Sep 18:48 $49; 6 Sep 03:22 $99.
- Funded 3 Sep ~13:00 UTC with $780 USDC from Coinbase on Ethereum mainnet (screenshot in tweet 2095503470585344320), test tx first.
- His own words: 6 Sep 22:53 "not even in the top 50 holders for KNOTS (bought a small amount with my tiny fomo 1k->100k challenge wallet)"; 6 Sep 22:02 "KNOTS is 50% of my port value"; 9 Sep completed the challenge, holding KNOTS.

## side wallet (the real one) - evidence
- 5 Sep 02:55:38 tweet "bought a bunch of zcat. top blasted it"; 5 Sep 03:25 "bought a tiny bit, then saw a surprising amount of ZEC in my wallet within like a half hour"; 5 Sep 17:57 "bought $100 on my fomo challenge wallet and saw it work and immediately bought a ton on the side"; 5 Sep 13:26 "woke up to my wallet having 1% of my cost basis of ZCAT in it, in free ZEC". So the side wallet bought ZCAT between 5 Sep 01:58 and 02:55 UTC.
- 18 Aug: "tx of <.1% of my account balance sent to a wallet i've used many times going back over a year" (Coinbase complaint) -> main wallet is Coinbase-funded, >1 year old, large.
- 2025: "1k->112k across ~5 months on sol, single phantom wallet, rawdogging it on jup".
- Candidate seen in GMGN ZCAT top-holders: JCCEid6Ujm1tJufVhYPnQEstLE9rcobCdFGcJmmWmx5D, fresh wallet created 5 Sep 02:31 UTC, bought ZEC in 5-15 SOL clips from 02:31, ZCAT $997 at 02:37, then $1.07M ZCAT over 6-10 Sep via ZEC, never sold. Timing fits, size on 5 Sep does not ("a bunch"); NOT confirmed.
- Scan done: /root/doug/zwin.py (ZCAT pool buyers 5 Sep 01:55-03:00, 462 buyers) + zhold.py (balances now). Note 7t477j7S8SDcdg1pzCSvjRjYK3nPc14FmrbzPYTjfHYs is a DFLOW/aggregator filler hot wallet (1000 sigs in 3h), not a person: pool-level scans attribute fomo/DFLOW fills to it.

## STRONG CANDIDATE: HkgewTTgx9kY5CnfEX9ozwtAbnUod2xMtr5Sgb3Dw7ew (Solana side wallet)
- Wallet since 2023-11-07, 872 sigs lifetime, 157 token accounts, GMGN 30d vol $51.8k, tags arbitrager/bluechip_owner.
- ZCAT: bought 139,683 in two legs, 01:57:38 (~$800, sold PUMP+ANSEM -> ZEC -> ZCAT) and 02:40 (~$2,320, ANSEM+PUMP -> ZEC -> ZCAT) on 5 Sep; still holds exactly 139,683; ZEC 0.567 reflections. Tweets: 02:42:13 "just top blasted zcat", 02:45 "just top blasted the fuck out of this", 03:25 "bought a tiny bit, then saw ZEC within half an hour". fomo $99 ZCAT record 01:58:25.
- STONK: bought $1,876 on 30 Aug 12:39 UTC at $20.6M mcap; tweet 30 Aug 12:46 "added some STONK exposure on this dip, ~20m mcap (i already own PONS)". 7 minutes.
- LEVERCAT: bought $2,805 10 Sep 19:05-19:06 (sold ANSEM + STONK to fund); fomo challenge LEVERCAT $149 at 19:16, LEVERHEDGE 19:07. Side wallet trades first, fomo copies after.
- Hosico: 1 Sep 21:34 + 2 Sep 16:05 ($992) at $1.2M mc; fomo Hosico $49 on 3 Sep 15:08 (his first fomo day).
- Book matches his 30 Aug "basket" tweet (pons/stonk/pump, Pepe Fartcoin Ansem Useless): Fartcoin $6.5k (Jun/Jul), ANSEM, USELESS (sold Jul/Aug), PUMP $3k, neet $3k, USDG parking, STONK, ZEC.
- Funding pattern: rotates by selling ANSEM/PUMP/neet into USDG (stable) and into new buys. Size $500-3k clips.
- Other window candidates checked and weaker: 3bqGYGavwtYuveJM1r5x4qj6qCJqQKDoJT4x48tQnaRT (02:42:39, 424k ZCAT, holds 652k, wallet since 2021), 5eYMVxUqtnwBtbQVbWpWEwZJPw1BpM4U3V3Z81igRWUv (02:44:41, 246k->522k, Jan 2025 trencher, STONK 44k), dbF2t8DnyXvMHHvzqVGqnv3QMXhgvwuCySNzqzy7YvL (02:44:44, 77k).

## CONFIRMED (11 Sep 2026): Solana main wallet HkgewTTgx9kY5CnfEX9ozwtAbnUod2xMtr5Sgb3Dw7ew + RH receive wallet 0xd42fcea321b8b0093fd78e76182dd92f588c0a9b
- Proof that closed it: Relay API (https://api.relay.link/requests/v2?user=<solana addr>) shows 18 Relay cross-chain swaps from Hkgew (Solana, chain 792703809) straight into RH-chain (4663) tokens, recipient 0xd42fcea321b8b0093fd78e76182dd92f588c0a9b: PONS $100 + $1,884 on 30 Aug 00:57-00:59 and $496 on 31 Aug (tweet 30 Aug 12:46 "i already own PONS"); MOO/SPACEHOOD/BONER $496-500 each 2 Sep 03:28-03:30; MOO/SPACEHOOD/NUDES 2 Sep 14:09-14:27; NUDES x3 + MOO 2 Sep 20:35-20:37; BONER $496 3 Sep 16:16; FATCOIN $510+$302+$300 4 Sep 14:38-14:39; LIGMA $494 6 Sep 20:33. That is his 7 Sep "basket" tweet exactly (pons, moo, nudes, fatcoin, boner, spacehood, ligma). The fomo copies ($49-99 MOO/BONER/NUDES/FATCOIN on 3-4 Sep) came AFTER the side buys. GMGN mislabels the Relay deposit legs on Hkgew as "USDG buys".
- Coinbase funding: Hkgew funded repeatedly since 7 Nov 2023 from Coinbase hot wallets (H8sMJSCQxfKiFTCfDR3DUMLPwcRbM61LGFJ8N4dK3WjS, 2AQdpHJ2JpcEgPiATUXjQxA8QmafFegfQwSLWSprPicm, GJRs4FwHtemZ5ZE9x3FNvJ8TMwitKTh21yxdRPqn7npE, FpwQQhQQoEaVu3WU2qZMfF1hx48YyfwsLoRgXG83E99Q, 5g7yNHyGLJ7fiQ9SN9mf47opDnMjc585kqXWt6d7aBWs, 4NyK1AdJBNbgaJ9EsKz3J4rfeHsuYdjkTPg3JaNdLeFw). 17 Aug 18:52 UTC 14.0 SOL from Coinbase 2, tweet 17 Aug 19:18 "small transfer of sol from coinbase to an onchain wallet, same wallet i've transferred to many times".
- Hkgew holdings 11 Sep: ~$78k: USELESS 129,126 ($28.7k), STONK 67,477 ($19.8k), ZCAT 139,683 ($12k), Fartcoin 43,579 ($6.1k), $WIF 18,406 ($3.6k), LEVERCAT 472,017 ($2.7k), Bonk, Hosico, neet, ZEC 0.57. 843 txs lifetime; monthly activity light (2025-05 peak 110). NOT the 2025 "1k->112k phantom" trenching wallet and CAPY (7VENy6wCjBChAMGpjPQCPYJDeYJGFr5NZUxk7uQ7bonk) is not here -> a third older wallet exists, unfound, low priority.
- RH wallet 0xd42fcea…: receive-only (zero outgoing transfers, 0 ETH), never sells. Holdings 11 Sep ~$9.5k: PONS 9,455 ($6.0k), MOO 60,085 ($1.7k), BONER 17,029 ($684), NUDES 99,660 ($535), SPACEHOOD 48,789 ($232), FATCOIN 43,586 ($200), LIGMA 106,811 ($48), plus airdrop dust (RDDT, Foreman, BOING, LAMBO, LEAWOOD).
- Alert design: watch Hkgew on Solana (buys/sells, and Relay DepositNative to program 99vQwtBwYtrqqD9YSXbdum3KBdxPAVxYTaQ3cfnJSrN2 = RH buy incoming) and 0xd42fcea… on RH (incoming Transfer = bought via Relay; outgoing = sell). fomo challenge (custodial) only via fomo API with Ben's privy token.

## RH side (earlier notes)
- fomo RH/EVM wallet 0x5795f2390e9e4c1c2e4664a9271339cacca5b658 IS on-chain (EVM). fomo RH buys 3 Sep 14:59 MOO $99, 15:02 BONER $49, 15:05 NUDES $49, 4 Sep FATCOIN $49, SPACEHOOD, LIGMA, HULK, GAGE. So the 7 Sep "basket" (nudes, fatcoin, boner, spacehood, moo, ligma) is mostly tiny fomo positions, NOT a side wallet tell. PONS ("bought at ~100m mcap, up 5x in two weeks", 6 Sep) is NOT in fomo -> PONS sits in a separate RH side wallet, still unfound.

# 17 Sep 2026 10:50 BKK — RE-VERIFICATION ON LIVE DATA. Both wallets still his. But the 11 Sep "side wallet leads, fomo copies" conclusion has EXPIRED, and I had to correct my own advice from one hour earlier.
- [stated] Ben: "No, let the dog alert run. Make sure the Robinhood and the Sol wallet are his and that it's working quickly." He overruled my suggestion to retire dougfomo. **He was right and I was wrong.**

## ⚠⚠ MY ERROR, STATED PLAINLY: I recommended retiring dougfomo on the strength of a 6-day-old note
I argued dougfomo was redundant because "the side wallet trades FIRST and fomo copies after" (the LEVERCAT and STONK matches in the 11 Sep block above). **That was true on 10-11 Sep and is not true now.** Two measurements killed it:
- **Doug's own post, 16 Sep 14:40 UTC: "After trading on fomo for a few weeks, there's been a tricky phenomenon happening..."** — a long thread about copy bots bundling what he buys ON FOMO. His trading has MOVED to fomo.
- **Hkgew's last 25 signatures contain no buy.** 14 Sep 21:18 BKK +95,838 Hbwg9XfY…, 14 Sep 15:23 +48,500 F9JPcq4U…, 13 Sep 22:57 +690 8vGr1eX9…pump, all with **SOL delta 0.00000** — inbound airdrops and reflections, not purchases. The wallet has not spent SOL since before 14 Sep.
**So the ONLY live view of doug's current trading is the fomo API, which is exactly the thing that needs the Privy login. Keeping dougfomo was correct.** The general lesson: **a "who leads whom" finding between two of a trader's venues is perishable and must be re-measured before it is used to retire anything.**

## ✅ SOLANA WALLET CONFIRMED HIS, on today's holdings against today's posts
`HkgewTTgx9kY5CnfEX9ozwtAbnUod2xMtr5Sgb3Dw7ew`, **book ~$62,926 across 60 priced tokens**, priced live off DexScreener:
| token | value | the post it matches |
|---|---|---|
| USELESS | $33,186 | his 30 Aug basket tweet |
| **STONK** | **$14,002** | 16 Sep 23:47 "Not holding stonk right now is insane to me"; 16 Sep 13:49 "my biggest conviction play" |
| Fartcoin | $6,162 | 30 Aug basket |
| **$WIF** | **$3,377** | **17 Sep 00:38, hours before this check: "I still have 20% of my original Wif bag from nov 2023"** — and the wallet was opened **7 Nov 2023** |
| Bonk / neet / Hosico / ZEC | $1,575 / $1,436 / $1,412 / $1,101 | basket + the 5 Sep ZCAT-reflection story |
**The WIF line is the strongest single tie: a specific, dated, same-day claim about a bag from a specific month, matched by a wallet opened that month that still holds it.**
⚠ **ZCAT ($12k on 11 Sep) and LEVERCAT are no longer in the priced list.** Either sold or a pricing miss; NOT resolved this pass, and it sits against his 15 Sep 22:39 "holding every single coin". Worth one check before quoting his book again.

## ✅ ROBINHOOD WALLET CONFIRMED HIS, and the link is Relay's own record, re-pulled today
`api.relay.link/requests/v2?user=Hkgew…` still returns **18 bridges, Solana (792703809) -> Robinhood Chain (4663), and the `recipient` field on them is literally `0xd42fcea321b8b0093fd78e76182dd92f588c0a9b`.** Basket bridged: PONS $99.99 + $1,883.87 (30 Aug 00:57-00:59) + $495.52 (31 Aug), MOO/SPACEHOOD/BONER/NUDES (2-3 Sep), FATCOIN x3 (4 Sep), LIGMA $494.39 (6 Sep). That is his public basket, tweet for tweet.
**Balances measured directly by `balanceOf` (Blockscout is Cloudflare-walled again, use the RPC): PONS 9,455 ($5,901), MOO 60,085 ($1,091), BONER 17,029 ($707), NUDES 99,660 ($278), SPACEHOOD 48,789 ($136), LIGMA 106,811 ($23) = ~$8,137.** **Every token count is IDENTICAL to the 11 Sep reading, so he has sold nothing there in six days.** ⚠ FATCOIN read 0 against 43,586 on 11 Sep, but the CA came from a DexScreener ticker search and RH has FATCOIN collisions — **treat as UNRESOLVED, not as a sale.**

## SPEED, measured live, 6 samples 10s apart (not inferred from config)
- **dougwatch (Robinhood), poll_seconds=2: lag 36 to 261 blocks = 3.7s to 26.6s behind the chain, sawtoothing as it scans then sleeps.**
- **dougsol (Solana), poll_seconds=12: state rewritten every 6 to 42s.** The spread is the 429 backoff, not a fault (see [[alert-bot-fleet-10]]).
- **Neither doug bot has ever fired a single trade alert.** dougwatch's 13 "ALERT" log lines are all "DOUG ALERT starting"; dougsol has zero. **That is correct behaviour, not a fault: the RH wallet is receive-only and has not moved, and Hkgew's recent inbound legs were airdrops, which dougsol correctly suppressed as "unattributed move".**

## ⚠⚠ THE FINDING THAT MATTERS MORE THAN LATENCY: DOUG DELIBERATELY BURNS COPY TRADERS, AND SAID SO THIS WEEK
- 17 Sep 03:01 UTC: **"i'm in the habit of buying + full stacking it 20-30 seconds later, then rebuying (and repeating) if copy trader bots flood in. only way to make sure a buy has cleaner distribution and doesn't get auto-bundled."**
- 16 Sep 15:42 UTC: **"I'm hoping that selling within 30 seconds of my buy catches all the bots, but not real people."**
- 16 Sep 16:15 UTC: "if my timing works out, like 20-30s buy then sell."
**So on fomo, no alert speed is fast enough to copy him — he is engineering the flip to be uncopyable. The doug feed is a "what is he into" signal, not a copy-trade signal, and must never be presented to Ben as the latter.** His side wallet is the opposite: 15 Sep 22:39 "holding every single coin... happy to risk 100%", and the RH balances above prove it.
**Current conviction, his own words, 16 Sep: stonk.fun eco. `8RVBk8vxLiUHueLUW1f4izFVqN3nWippLhkohKg6EGkS` ("my biggest conviction play") and STONK `6GmAFSYs4gk3FDao5FzzySQpPZaWsa4rUJHacpMpUNgx`. ⚠ Hkgew holds STONK but does NOT hold 8RVBk8vx — he is buying that one on fomo, which is the blind spot.**