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name: goon-crypto-wallet
description: The wallet behind X account @goon_crypto ("Goon", AI agent consulting, stonkbrokers eco), found 16 Sep 2026 via his fomo referral link and a seven-token balance fingerprint. Read before any goon_crypto, Goon, useOttoAI or ArAistotle question, and before adding him to a copy-trade tracker.
sources: [cowork]
aliases: [goon, "@goon_crypto", Goon, goon crypto]
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## The answer

- [stated] WALLET: `0xa8E7a12e163B0a8f255a7364a30B805C3c9a0D5E`
- Same address on Robinhood Chain, Base and Ethereum. It is a fomo smart account: EIP-7702 delegated EOA, 23 bytes of code, prefix `0xef0100` pointing at delegate `0xe6cae83bde06e4c305530e...`, nonce 1, zero native balance on every chain (gas is sponsored by fomo).

## How it was found (reusable method for any fomo user)

1. His X bio carries `fomo.family/r/goon_crypto`. The referral path only sets a cookie and shows the logged-out marketing page; the real page is `fomo.family/profile/{handle}`.
2. That route renders only in the browser (Mac Chrome bridge). `prod-api.fomo.family` returns 401 without a bearer token, and 404 on every guessed path. Do NOT brute-force paths: Cloudflare 429s after about ten.
3. The rendered profile is in `document.body.innerText`, but the FEED occupies the first ~1,300 characters. The profile block is in the TAIL. Read the last 4,000 characters, not the first 3,000. This cost one wasted pass.
4. The profile prints every open position as rounded token COUNTS (289.5K PRM, 113.5K SCHIFFY). Those counts are the fingerprint.
5. Resolve each ticker to a contract on DexScreener, then find holders whose balance matches. Blockscout is Cloudflare-walled from the container; fetch `/api/v2/tokens/{ca}/holders` from inside a blockscout.com tab instead. Holders come back sorted descending, 50 per page, so walk pages and stop as soon as the value drops below the target band.
6. Confirm with `eth_call` `balanceOf` (`0x70a08231`) on the shortlist across several tokens. One PRM match returned nine candidates; the second token cut it to one.

## The seven matches that proved it

| Token | Chain | Contract | fomo shows | On chain |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| PRM | Robinhood | `0xf24f8F6b08fE87CF062E833a732AD7F636064BC8` | 289.5K | 289,556.88 |
| SCHIFFY | Robinhood | `0x42aFA2124ca5a2B83898E46B2dA9a190995b1E18` | 113.5K | 113,520 |
| ZORDI | Robinhood | `0x6F35BC749c16968D764c23F2F2E049ca80d68976` | 94.2K | 94,223 |
| PLINTH | Robinhood | `0x2941f3Da57779437499b3e065f5e99bd0DcFC0f6` | 645.8K | 645,839 |
| BSTONK | Base | `0x0F61Edbfe6Cd86024C0f210c0695B08df55fdfc9` | 85.2K | 85,204.5 |
| FACY | Base | `0xFAC77f01957ed1B3DD1cbEa992199B8f85B6E886` | 1M | 1,043,610.5 |
| OCCTEST | Base | `0x291408c2ae1e6C517a0f2d85A5145AE111d42804` | 2.3M | 2,318,936.5 |

Ticker traps hit on the way: FACY exists on Ethereum, Robinhood Chain and Base with different prices; his is the BASE one at $0.0009241. BSTONK has three Base contracts; his is the one priced $0.005908. CINU on his book is the ARC contract, not the Robinhood one. Always resolve the contract by PRICE times COUNT against the dollar value fomo prints.

## What the account actually is

- [stated] @goon_crypto, 9,359 followers, 1,288 following, 44,761 posts, joined X March 2020. Bio: "covering agents | on-chain intelligence | stonkbrokers eco", advisor to @useOttoAI and @ArAistotle. Verified badge. Followed by fomosaurus, Kazi, Stablecoin Intern.
- Posts about 90 times a day; 240 tweets pulled from twitterapi.io covered only 14 to 16 Sep 2026.
- Contract addresses he posts are the things he is shilling, not his wallet. The three most repeated in that window: `0xff8104251e7761163fac3211ef5583fb3f8583d6` (8 mentions), `0xca9c78dd337a67f6e0077f65f5e9218719d30edf` (6), `0x0f61edbfe6cd86024c0f210c0695b08df55fdfc9` (4, which is the BSTONK he holds).

## Book at discovery, 16 Sep 2026 20:00 Bangkok

- Portfolio $13,119.19, up $1,030.77 on the day. Cash $7,808.50. So only about $5,300 is actually at risk.
- 72 positions, 597 trades, average hold 9 hours 2 minutes. Joined fomo Aug 2026.
- Best three trades ever: +$504.93 (+1,016.59%), +$448.46 (+695.04%), +$340.94 (+694.42%).
- Largest open: PRM $2,749.87 (up 10.54%), FACY $969.44 (down 32.22%), CINU $549.16, BSTONK $503.34, SCHIFFY $461.49 (up 54.75%).
- Dead tail he has not cleaned: ji down 93.10%, ZORDI down 97.91%, PLINTH down 98.05%, Machi down 94.51%.

Read as a copy-trade target: small book, sub-$500 clips, high turnover, and a long tail of near-total losses he never cuts. His biggest winner ever is $505. Anything he calls should be treated as a narrative signal, not a sizing signal.

## "Is he catching good things early?" measured 16 Sep 2026

Method: `gmgn-cli portfolio activity --type buy sell transferIn transferOut add remove` on robinhood and base (736 events, 10 Aug to 16 Sep 2026, 324 tokens). Every fill arrives as `transfer_in` from the fomo omnibus `0xb92fe925dc43a0ecde6c8b1a2709c170ec4fff4f` with gas 0, exactly the router trap in [[wallet-book]]. 144 tokens had a first buy of $50 or more; 136 had usable GeckoTerminal hourly OHLCV.

**The dollar columns in GMGN are NOT usable here and must not be quoted.** Two proofs: it reports $5,554 bought of PRM when 289,556.88 PRM at his first entry price is about $1,398 (multi-leg double count), and it reports "sold $0" for PONS, BUN, AI and MOO while his on-chain balance in all four is zero. GMGN drops sell events. Only the ENTRY TIMESTAMP and ENTRY PRICE survive a chart cross-check, so every metric below is built from those.

- EARLY IN TIME, YES. Median token age when he first buys: **14.7 hours**. 61% of his buys are into tokens under 24h old, 49 of 130 under 6h old. On his bets of $200 or more the median age is 32.7 hours.
- EARLY IN PRICE, NO. **50% of his buys land after the token has already run 1.5x or more in the prior 24 hours; 30% after 3x or more.** Median move in the 24h before he buys: 1.50x (1.70x on his bigger bets). He is a pump chaser inside a fast window.
- IT DOES NOT PAY. After his entry, across 136 tokens: ever 1.5x 42%, **ever 2x 26%**, 3x 13%, 5x 7%, 10x 2%. Median peak after entry **1.34x**, median price now **0.21x**. Still green now: 18%. Down more than 80%: 46%.
- The $96 spray (92 tokens under $200) is where the damage is: 21% ever doubled, median now 0.13x, 57% down more than 80%.
- His $200-plus bets are meaningfully better: 36% ever doubled, 23% did 3x, 16% did 5x, median now 0.63x, 32% still green. So his conviction sizing does carry information.
- THE ONE PATTERN THAT WORKS: the 6 bigger bets where he bought while the token was FLAT OR DOWN over the prior 24h have a median peak of 2.04x and a median price now of 1.05x, versus 1.34x and 0.32x for the 22 he bought into a pump. Small sample, but it is the only split in the whole book where the outcome is positive.
- Best calls since entry: microduck 41.8x peak (4.5x now), PONS 21.3x peak (12.6x now), INU 10.5x, BEEBPOOP 9.7x, STONKEX 9.3x, FAB 6.9x, PARE 6.1x, NOTE 5.1x, BSTONK 4.8x.
- **He sold the one that mattered.** He bought PONS on 11 Aug 2026 at $0.044751; PONS is $0.5595 with a $384,577,814 cap. His PONS balance is 0.04 tokens. Same story for BUN, AI and MOO: bought, then fully exited, balance zero.
- Verdict: use him as a DISCOVERY feed, not a copy-trade target. He surfaces real names in the first few hours, then buys them 1.5x too late and does not hold the winners. The tradeable edge is reading what he buys and deciding entry yourself, especially when the name is NOT already running.