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name: laptop-token
description: Hunter Biden's $LAPTOP token on Base (launch 9 Sep 2026), the verified on-chain state two days out, the official tokenomics, and the viral "140 wallets sniper" copypasta that Ben asked to fact-check. Read before any LAPTOP question or before trusting any pre-launch sniper claim.
sources: [cowork]
aliases: [LAPTOP, laptoptoken, hunter-biden-token, laptop-sniper-post]
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# $LAPTOP, checked 8 Sep 2026

- [stated] Ben pasted the viral "this is how Hunter Biden's launch is going to retire me" post (140 pre-funded wallets, PoolManager.initialize trigger, Fable 5.1 scoring deployer wallets, taking 70M of a ~500M float) and asked "is this true? check to make 100% sure"

## What is real
- @HunterBiden posted "$LAPTOP September 9" on 7 Sep 14:55 UTC, 3.7M views. Official site laptoptoken.com, entity Phoenix Veritas Ventures Ltd
- Official contract on Base: 0xB095274743941e953c746F9C228DA9c18Bb6ec29, LaptopOFT (LayerZero OFT), deployed 27 Apr 2026 via the Create2 factory, Hacken audit. Verified by me on chain: symbol LAPTOP, totalSupply 1,000,000,000, vault 0xf859bF7A72a282eAC0e99E1ca0D1b814Ccd8B24d holds 799,999,995, owner 0x67943f2cc5dfd8a8b6c9e58d58f788e5b2ae4883. The other 200M sit in two Safes, 0x431550595103f53b3817aeed5d1f096c00258659 and 0x8aeaffde02e751c04d96cec90d93f93c50bcc530
- Official tokenomics (site): founders 30%, predictions 30%, day-1 airdrop 10%, future airdrop 10%, liquidity 10%, treasury 5%, charity 5%. 35% unlocked at TGE, rest vests over 36 months
- $TRUMP peak market cap was about $14.5B, so "$TRUMP hit $15B" is roughly right

## What is false in the viral post
- It is a COPYPASTA. Identical text posted by at least four accounts on 7 Sep (17:47, 18:44 at 9.5K views, 19:54, 20:02) plus a reworded twin at 22:05 from @koreanpnl. Engagement bait, not one person's plan
- "Trigger is PoolManager.initialize() from that wallet": already dead. Scanned Base PoolManager 0x498581fF718922c3f8e6A244956aF099B2652b2b from the mint block to head: **24 v4 pools with LAPTOP were initialized on 7 Sep between 15:07 and 23:28 UTC, by strangers, at fee tiers from 375 to 990000, USDC, ETH and HUNTER pairs. Zero swaps on all of them, zero real liquidity, DexScreener lists zero pairs.** Anyone can initialize a v4 pool for any token; the event that matters is the team's liquidity add, and nobody knows which pool
- "Found the deployer with 90% confidence from 3 fresh Coinbase Prime wallets": the deployer has been public since April on Basescan (Create2 factory, deployer 0x0FB5573...F5592 per Basescan) and the owner is on chain. Nothing to find
- "Real float ~500M, taking 70M": float at TGE is 350M unlocked, of which liquidity is 100M. Buying 70M through an AMM in one block moves price by multiples of the entry, so "at initial price" cannot happen (the AMM critique @SrPeters made in Spanish, 1.3K views)
- "Pre-signed 140 txs sized under the max-wallet cap": you cannot size against contract parameters that do not exist yet (@bankrbot's reply). The token is a fixed-supply OFT; the cap, if any, would be in the pool or a hook, not the token
- "Base sequencer orders by arrival, I arrive first": Base has no public mempool and orders by priority fee within Flashblocks; a 9ms edge is not a guaranteed first slot

## Method notes
- publicnode Base RPC returns 403 on eth_getLogs and my code treated None as "no logs", which produced a false "0 pools" first. mainnet.base.org serves eth_getLogs in 10k-block chunks (413 Payload Too Large above that). 576 chunks with 6 threads took 148 s. Never trust a zero-log answer until the sanity query (any Initialize in the last 2000 blocks) returns rows
- Base v4 PoolManager 0x498581fF718922c3f8e6A244956aF099B2652b2b, Initialize topic0 0xdd466e674ea557f56295e2d0218a125ea4b4f0f6f3307b95f85e6110838d6438, indexed id, currency0, currency1